Thursday, January 17, 2008

That Beaver Looks Thirsty

There's a new bar in town. It opens Saturday night and I'm stoked. My pals Brian and Mark Wilson open the Thirsty Beaver Saloon tomorrow, and it's going to whip serious ass. They've been working for several weeks on the dive bar they've always wanted. Brian painted the beaver himself but tells me it's not finished yet. It will get a cowboy hat, better cowboy boots and a bigger beer mug before the doors are opened. I called him yesterday for details as he was placing an order at the ABC store. That's right, in North Carolina you can only by liquor from the government. Socialist Fuckers. Anyway, Brian said he was tired of spending money so it was time to open up and make some. There will be country music(real country music, not any of that Toby Keith bullshit,) cheap beer and zero cigarette smoke. Yep, Brian and Mark are opening what's likely the first smoke free honky tonk in the country that wasn't forced to be by the government. If you're in Charlotte, USA with nothing to do, roll down Central Avenue near Hawthorne and have an iced cold beer at the Thirsty Beaver.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

i just googled "thirsty beaver charlotte" because some guy told me about it in einstein's bagels this morning. you're not that guy, are you?
anyway, your blog popped up!

Anonymous said...

good meeting you in person tonight, and happy blogging!

Chris said...

I was just going to say, that beaver looks pretty cool, but a cowboy hat and boots would really make all the difference.
Excellent name for a bar.

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